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Waterballs are toys that are played with on the surface of water. Players interact with the toy and the water in a large number of play patterns. Generally, players throw waterballs across the water and air at varying speeds and angles to get the desired skip pattern. Play is often performed between players, and play patterns can involve a variety of apparatus and equipment, such as special pools with goals and watercourts.
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