{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}