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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
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Penshurst Airfield was an airfield in operation between 1916–36 a